your boyfriend @dystemper ?

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  • your boyfriend wrote a new blog post: you fucking bitch!   2 months, 1 week ago · View

    there are no dating tips.
    yes
    there are
    this room was created with lies built upon lies.
    i needed them
    so i came here
    fine
    fuck this room
    i just gave you two great tips you fucking bitch

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      Katie · 1 month ago

      alix i miss your website oh man and my computer got stolen by someone who probably didn’t appreciate my music collection you need to just host your shit online so i can download it any time i damn well please over and over again

  • your boyfriend wrote a new blog post: mixtape: one shiny summer   2 months, 3 weeks ago · View

    Thumbnailit’s been a few months since the last one. this is a collection of shiny sounding summer beats. electric and swerving. back to the basics of pretty instrumentals, trip hop, smoky bass, and sultry vocals. best served at an afterparty… or the long walks home at stupid o’clock after a messy but fulfilling night.

    mixtapes by alx: [...]

  • your boyfriend commented on the blog post   3 months, 1 week ago · View

    glad you decided to start a blog, doll. you’ve probably laid in bed for a million night staring at your ceiling, trying to think your way through this. talking about it, to no one in particular, like in a blog entry has always helped me, and i think in time, it’ll help you too. and [...]

  • your boyfriend wrote a new blog post: dating tip #10   3 months, 2 weeks ago · View

    when in doubt, always drink.

  • your boyfriend wrote a new blog post: buyer’s remorse.   3 months, 3 weeks ago · View

    some days, i am just one bad decision after another.

  • your boyfriend wrote a new blog post: they learn so fast.   3 months, 4 weeks ago · View

    I wanna date Yazza
    but she has omeone else
    *someone
    any tips for this ?
    get some rope
    tip : bring quarters
    have a lookout
    and the rope , lol swamp
    ok ….
    tip : bring duct tape
    then what
    tip : call oomper loompers

  • your boyfriend wrote a new blog post: ninety-nine percent   3 months, 4 weeks ago · View

    she peeked around the corner. the dimming lamp hanging above lit her red hair on fire, and glinted its light off her eye. i recognised that glint only as mischief. ‘i can see you,’ i said. she feigned alarm that i noticed she was there. after stepping out into full view and dramatically placing her [...]

  • your boyfriend posted a new activity comment:   3 months, 4 weeks ago · View

    new hit single for the deebie geebies?

    In reply to - blownstereo wrote a new blog post: A Fine Romance A fine romance, with no kisses A fine romance, my friend this is We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes But you’re as cold as yesterday’s mashed potatoes A fine romance, you won’t nestle A fine romance, you won’t wrestle I might as well play bridge [...] · View
  • your boyfriend wrote a new blog post: dating tip #9   3 months, 4 weeks ago · View

    dating a girl with an eating disorder will save you a fortune.

  • your boyfriend posted a new activity comment:   4 months ago · View

    hey jesska, i deleted that other account you made with facebook connect. i figure you didn’t want that one floating around.

    In reply to - jessica posted an update: FREE STONED · View
  • your boyfriend wrote a new blog post: dating tip #8   4 months ago · View

    don’t think about it too much. it probably is a bad idea, but you have the rest of your life to regret it.

  • your boyfriend wrote a new blog post: we generate our own electricity.   4 months ago · View

    there are few things more fun in life than talking about the universe with the pretty brunnette on the exercise bike beside you. i usually have my mp3 player with me, but i forgot to charge it last night. the battery died about 20 minutes in. i see her most mornings, but never on the [...]

  • your boyfriend and Juliet are now friends   4 months ago · View

  • your boyfriend wrote a new blog post:   4 months ago · View

    goats are sexy but sheep are just discusting

  • your boyfriend wrote a new blog post: noisebastard: heart of gold   4 months ago · View

    man this is like one of the few rooms on slsk where everyone who comes here I would pull out of a burning building yeah this is pretty much where all the beautiful people hang out awwwwwwww <3 <3 noise id pull u out of a burning building naked noisebastard, that was pretty much the [...]

  • your boyfriend wrote a new blog post: for guys looking for guys   4 months ago · View

    2010-05-04 23:02:35 azz, i recommend a scented candle 2010-05-04 23:02:40 to get the mood going 2010-05-04 23:02:40 daffodills are crazy straight 2010-05-04 23:02:45 for you and your male partner 2010-05-04 23:02:46 the straightest flower 2010-05-04 23:02:55 i dont have male partners you fucking bitch 2010-05-04 23:03:13 perhaps a lavender scent 2010-05-04 23:03:20 no i like [...]

  • your boyfriend wrote a new blog post: and the life of the party is…   4 months ago · View

    noone respects a movie conesour nowadays
    what is a conesour?
    is that a sour cone?
    is it sweet sour or bitter sour?
    adjective, you often come out of the shadows to be a negative nancy, whats with that
    or did you try to type – connoisseur – and utterly fail?
    oh thats me

  • your boyfriend wrote a new blog post: john smif: professional panty remover   4 months ago · View

    just get her the drake album
    she probbaly meant that anyway
    if a woman asks for an album she probably means drake
    so its all good

  • your boyfriend wrote a new blog post: dating tip #7   4 months ago · View

    guys: to let a girl know you’re interested, touch her boobs.
    girls: let him.

  • your boyfriend wrote a new blog post: jumbo: always feels stupid   4 months ago · View

    music just started playing my ears
    oh waity
    my mp3 player is playing
    jumbo solves yet another mystery of the universe.
    we got our very own stephen hawking in the room.
    Oh great I find myself in rude canadian chat again
    i paid you a compliment and you call me rude.
    A compliment is not [...]
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