[03:58][swampwater] dude, if she laughs at your jokes and seems to get along with you i wouldn’t worry so much [03:58][azzwhole] yeah [03:58][swampwater] it’s 2010, facebook isn’t the worst way in the world to say something [03:58][azzwhole] i mean she blatantly migrated next to me [03:59][azzwhole] within a few weeks [03:59][swampwater] you’re so money and [...]
Posts tagged swampwater
not saying i have class… but yeah…
[19:24][Jesus H. Christ] hmmm [19:24][Jesus H. Christ] i need some slsk dating tips [19:24][pe[e]bola] whoa wtf [19:24][pe[e]bola] bring rope. [19:24][Oubliette] hi baby cakes [19:24][Jesus H. Christ] i see [19:24][pe[e]bola] also http://typr.org/datingtips/ [19:24][ca+] -_- [19:24][Jesus H. Christ] was that for you pee or me ? [19:25][pe[e]bola] :) [19:26][swampwater] jesus i’ve never seen you outside of the [...]
they learn so fast.
[13:54][thepuppetmaster] I wanna date Yazza [13:54][thepuppetmaster] but she has omeone else [13:54][thepuppetmaster] *someone [13:54][thepuppetmaster] any tips for this ? [13:54][swampwater] get some rope [13:55][mpma] tip : bring quarters [13:55][swampwater] have a lookout [13:55][mpma] and the rope , lol swamp [13:55][thepuppetmaster] ok …. [13:55][mpma] tip : bring duct tape [13:55][thepuppetmaster] then what [13:55][mpma] tip : call [...]
Too much to ask?
[01:51][swampwater] i just want a girl who wants to be with me so much she’ll willingly wander down into my dungeon and not want to ever leave [01:51][swampwater] i don’t think that’s too much to ask
Jim finally says some truth.
[04:30][Jim4632] me and peebola are arguing in a pm [04:31][Jim4632] the argument is pretty much [04:31][Jim4632] no you [04:31][Jim4632] no…you [04:31][hall_of_fire] why don’t you guys just get a room already [04:31][Jim4632] but I’m not romantically interested in ivanatrumpbola [04:31][Jim4632] I just think shes neat * Cutiepie in a Mindwarp – Sugarland – All I Want [...]
there’s a storm in them thar clouds (i can feel it in my knees)
[21:57][The.Black.Cloud] i just popped in for some dating tips [21:58][pe[e]bola] what would you like to know [21:58][The.Black.Cloud] i’d like to pick up younger girls [21:58][The.Black.Cloud] legal like [21:59][The.Black.Cloud] thirtyish girls [21:59][pe[e]bola] thirty in number or age [21:59][The.Black.Cloud] both [21:59][The.Black.Cloud] neh [21:59][The.Black.Cloud] in age [21:59][The.Black.Cloud] milfs, you know [21:59][pe[e]bola] how old are you [22:00][The.Black.Cloud] i am [...]
LGB(T)
[17:40][adjective] what did you turn out to be? [17:41][swampwater] i’ve yet to find a good answer to that [17:41][swampwater] just think of a cute southern belle, with a penis, and go from that.
reasons #483, #484, & 485 why swampwater remains single
[18:05:16] [swampwater] i’m sorry sareenha i remember finding your pm like hours later. i tend to wander off and get lost in chasing my dog around the yard or staring at the sun or something like that. [18:05:35] [fourtraxx] swamp kinda looks like the guy from radiohead. [18:06:18] [trubblesomegirl] i think it would have been [...]
a chat blog: what a stupid idea.
2010-05-01 17:17:42 [your boyfriend] WATCH WHAT YOU SAY 2010-05-01 17:17:47 [your boyfriend] PILLDOZER HAS A SPY IN HERE 2010-05-01 17:17:50 [your boyfriend] WHO’S LOGGING SHIT 2010-05-01 17:17:54 [your boyfriend] AND IT MIGHT GO IN A BLOG!!! 2010-05-01 17:18:12 [swampwater] pilldozer’s mighty powers will surely destroy us all 2010-05-01 17:18:12 [neutral gio] are there really chat [...]
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