slsk dating tips

when in doubt, always drink.

dating a girl with an eating disorder will save you a fortune.

don’t think about it too much. it probably is a bad idea, but you have the rest of your life to regret it.

guys: to let a girl know you’re interested, touch her boobs. girls: let him.

everything good in life is addictive, causes cancer, or makes you fat. sometimes, you even go to jail. don’t let this deter you.

if you see blood, don’t panic.

don’t call the cops. you might like it.

bring napkins.

wear gloves.

get rope.