Posts tagged azzwhole

when your own species isn’t enough

[01:44][azzwhole] i wish it was okay/easy to fuck bears [01:44][azzwhole] they are just so great [01:46][pe[e]bola] HEY [01:46][pe[e]bola] BUH [01:46][pe[e]bola] BEARFUCKER [01:46][pe[e]bola] DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE

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Can’t let girls think…

[23:40][la-----] there are a few moments where girls will bolt if you give them too much time to think [23:40][la-----] 1. when you first unzip your pants [23:40][la-----] 2.  when the condom comes out [23:40][la-----] 3.  when boob is first touched [23:40][la-----] (these are in random order) [23:40][la-----] 4.  when she realises she’s in a [...]

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You…

[03:58][swampwater] dude, if she laughs at your jokes and seems to get along with you i wouldn’t worry so much [03:58][azzwhole] yeah [03:58][swampwater] it’s 2010, facebook isn’t the worst way in the world to say something [03:58][azzwhole] i mean she blatantly migrated next to me [03:59][azzwhole] within a few weeks [03:59][swampwater] you’re so money and [...]

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Horny Symptoms (Medically Speaking)

[04:15][azzwhole] rake [04:15][azzwhole] enlighten us [04:15][azzwhole] what are some symptoms of being horny [04:15][azzwhole] medically speaking [04:17][Raketenmensch] well [04:17][Raketenmensch] first you start a cold sweat [04:18][Raketenmensch] and then your penis starts making ticking noises [04:18][Raketenmensch] and your eyes turn bloodshot [04:18][Raketenmensch] and your ballsac tightens up so much your balls disappear into your pelvis [04:18][Raketenmensch] [...]

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for guys looking for guys

2010-05-04 23:02:35 [appy polly loggies] azz, i recommend a scented candle 2010-05-04 23:02:40 [appy polly loggies] to get the mood going 2010-05-04 23:02:40 [azzwhole] daffodills are crazy straight 2010-05-04 23:02:45 [appy polly loggies] for you and your male partner 2010-05-04 23:02:46 [azzwhole] the straightest flower 2010-05-04 23:02:55 [azzwhole] i dont have male partners you fucking [...]

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and the life of the party is…

[22:29:09] [john smif] noone respects a movie conesour nowadays [22:33:16] [adjective] what is a conesour? [22:33:26] [adjective] is that a sour cone? [22:33:32] [adjective] is it sweet sour or bitter sour? [22:33:58] [azzwhole] adjective, you often come out of the shadows to be a negative nancy, whats with that [22:34:00] [adjective] or did you try [...]

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