[23:40][la-----] 1. when you first unzip your pants

[23:40][la-----] 2.  when the condom comes out

[23:40][la-----] 3.  when boob is first touched

[23:40][la-----] (these are in random order)

[23:40][la-----] 4.  when she realises she’s in a public place (that happens to me way too much)

[23:41][la-----] 4.  when the booze wears off

[23:41][swampwater] very nice

[23:41][la-----] oh that was 5

[23:41][la-----] you poor suckers need to know this shit

[23:42][la-----] OH! 6.  if she is eye level with your cock and hadn’t intended to suck it

[03:58][azzwhole] yeah

[03:58][swampwater] it’s 2010, facebook isn’t the worst way in the world to say something

[03:58][azzwhole] i mean she blatantly migrated next to me

[03:59][azzwhole] within a few weeks

[03:59][swampwater] you’re so money and don’t even know it

[04:15][azzwhole] enlighten us

[04:15][azzwhole] what are some symptoms of being horny

[04:15][azzwhole] medically speaking

[04:17][Raketenmensch] well

[04:17][Raketenmensch] first you start a cold sweat

[04:18][Raketenmensch] and then your penis starts making ticking noises

[04:18][Raketenmensch] and your eyes turn bloodshot

[04:18][Raketenmensch] and your ballsac tightens up so much your balls disappear into your pelvis

[04:18][Raketenmensch] something like that

[22:49][appy polly loggies] symptoms?

[22:49][erutxet] lol …

[22:49][erutxet] med speak

[22:49][Tigers are god damn fantastic] is your little vagina wet?

[22:49][appy polly loggies] yeah uuhh

[22:49][appy polly loggies] wanting to fuck guys?

[22:49][erutxet] hmm

[22:49][Tigers are god damn fantastic] do you have a desire to suck on a nipple?

[22:37][anotherdeadjuliet] how come no one has anything nice to say about you

[22:37][Hex_Rex] you’re hanging out around the wrong people

[22:38][Hex_Rex] the people who like me are mostly in my room

[22:38][Hex_Rex] the other rooms were created mostly for people who dislike me

[22:38][Hex_Rex] its a popularity contest these days

[22:38][Hex_Rex] which i do not wish to play

[22:38][Hex_Rex] i’ll say whatever i want

[22:38][Hex_Rex] and do whatever i want

[22:38][anotherdeadjuliet] jesus did that and look where it got him

[22:38][Hex_Rex] lol

[22:38][Hex_Rex] well

[22:38][Hex_Rex] i’m a strong-willed person

[22:39][Hex_Rex] and i don’t easily get influenced by herd-like behavior

[22:39][anotherdeadjuliet] i don’t have a will

[22:39][anotherdeadjuliet] no one is getting my stuff if i die

[22:39][Hex_Rex] you’re too young to die

[22:39][anotherdeadjuliet] what about murder like behaviour?

[22:39][Hex_Rex] well

[22:39][Hex_Rex] there is one guy

[22:39][Hex_Rex] who wants to find out where i live

[22:39][anotherdeadjuliet] or a gaggle like behaviour?

[22:39][Hex_Rex] and murder me

[22:39][anotherdeadjuliet] crows move in a murder

[22:39][Hex_Rex] but i’m pretty sure i could take him

[22:39][anotherdeadjuliet] geese in a gaggle

[22:40][anotherdeadjuliet] you’re so morbid

[22:40][Hex_Rex] oh

[22:40][Hex_Rex] well

[22:40][Hex_Rex] yes i am

[22:40][Hex_Rex] the biggest reason i’m hated on here though

[22:40][anotherdeadjuliet] is cause they be playa hatin?

[22:40][Hex_Rex] is because they perceive me as an authority figure

[22:41][Hex_Rex] because i’ve had that room for such a long time

[22:41][Hex_Rex] and because its so big

[22:41][Hex_Rex] sometimes people want to take shots at me because i’m an obvious target

[22:42][Hex_Rex] i’m loyal to my friends and viscious to my enemies

[22:42][Hex_Rex] though for the most part, the people you talk to in dating tips

[22:42][anotherdeadjuliet] i usually take my enemies out to lunch

[22:42][Hex_Rex] i barely even know

[22:42][anotherdeadjuliet] it befuddles them

[22:43][Hex_Rex] most of them just started disliking me because yourboyfriend talks shit about me

[22:43][Hex_Rex] since his ego is threatened by mine

[22:43][Hex_Rex] though my ego is just used to troll people

[22:43][anotherdeadjuliet] you guys should go out to lunch together, i bet you have a lot of CONFEDENTIAL things you could share and they have NUMEROUS dating tips

[22:43][anotherdeadjuliet] you could help each other

[22:43][Hex_Rex] and isn’t really meant to be something to be taken seriously

[22:43][Hex_Rex] well

[22:43][Hex_Rex] i’ve tried to get along with them

[22:43][anotherdeadjuliet] what about ogres?

[22:43][anotherdeadjuliet] they’re nastier than trolls

[22:44][anotherdeadjuliet] have to be dealt with swiftly

[22:44][Hex_Rex] so yeah

[22:44][Hex_Rex] the other reason

[22:44][Hex_Rex] is that i’m a threat to some people’s massive egos

[22:44][Hex_Rex] because they think i somehow have a lot of power on here

[22:44][Hex_Rex] when my “power” doesn’t stem from the room i have

[22:44][anotherdeadjuliet] like

[22:44][Hex_Rex] it stems from the friends i have

[22:44][anotherdeadjuliet] my ego is so massive its enveloping yours as we speak

[22:45][anotherdeadjuliet] all your ego belong to me

[22:45][Hex_Rex] the more friends you have, the more influence you have and the more influence they have as well

[22:45][Hex_Rex] and you do have an ego

[21:24][Hex_Rex] i keep adding you back to the room by accident

[21:24][Hex_Rex] my apologies

[21:28][anotherdeadjuliet] what room

[21:28][Hex_Rex] slsk confidential

[21:28][Hex_Rex] disable private room add next time

[21:28][Hex_Rex] and nobody will be able to re-add you

[21:28][Hex_Rex] everybody is  an op in there

[21:28][anotherdeadjuliet] yeah no thanks and no thanks on the last part, i want it on but i don’t want to be in that room

[21:28][anotherdeadjuliet] no offense cause of all the drama

[21:28][Hex_Rex] alright

[21:28][Hex_Rex] well

[21:29][Hex_Rex] everybody is an op in my room

[21:29][Hex_Rex] so you’ll probably keep getting added

[21:29][anotherdeadjuliet] k

[21:29][Hex_Rex] and end up getting disconnected in the process

[21:29][Hex_Rex] anyway

[21:29][Hex_Rex] there is no drama

[21:29][Hex_Rex] i don’t really get involved in it

[21:29][anotherdeadjuliet] uh huh

[21:29][Hex_Rex] others are the ones who are trying to take a shot at me and the room

[21:29][anotherdeadjuliet] i read all about it between hex and slsk dating tips

[21:29][Hex_Rex] yeah people start shit with me all the time

[21:29][Hex_Rex] since i am a target

[21:30][Hex_Rex] i am mostly fair

[21:30][Hex_Rex] but think what you will

[21:30][Hex_Rex] obviously all the rumors have got to you

[21:30][Hex_Rex] and you’re easily influenced by others

[20:21][epithymia] DON;T FUCKING DATE