[01:44][azzwhole] i wish it was okay/easy to fuck bears [01:44][azzwhole] they are just so great [01:46][pe[e]bola] HEY [01:46][pe[e]bola] BUH [01:46][pe[e]bola] BEARFUCKER [01:46][pe[e]bola] DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE
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Can’t let girls think…
[23:40][la-----] there are a few moments where girls will bolt if you give them too much time to think [23:40][la-----] 1. when you first unzip your pants [23:40][la-----] 2. when the condom comes out [23:40][la-----] 3. when boob is first touched [23:40][la-----] (these are in random order) [23:40][la-----] 4. when she realises she’s in a [...]
You…
[03:58][swampwater] dude, if she laughs at your jokes and seems to get along with you i wouldn’t worry so much [03:58][azzwhole] yeah [03:58][swampwater] it’s 2010, facebook isn’t the worst way in the world to say something [03:58][azzwhole] i mean she blatantly migrated next to me [03:59][azzwhole] within a few weeks [03:59][swampwater] you’re so money and [...]
Horny Symptoms (Medically Speaking)
[04:15][azzwhole] rake [04:15][azzwhole] enlighten us [04:15][azzwhole] what are some symptoms of being horny [04:15][azzwhole] medically speaking [04:17][Raketenmensch] well [04:17][Raketenmensch] first you start a cold sweat [04:18][Raketenmensch] and then your penis starts making ticking noises [04:18][Raketenmensch] and your eyes turn bloodshot [04:18][Raketenmensch] and your ballsac tightens up so much your balls disappear into your pelvis [04:18][Raketenmensch] [...]
Horny Symptoms
[22:48][erutxet] what are some symptoms of being horny? [22:49][appy polly loggies] symptoms? [22:49][erutxet] lol … [22:49][erutxet] med speak [22:49][Tigers are god damn fantastic] is your little vagina wet? [22:49][appy polly loggies] yeah uuhh [22:49][appy polly loggies] wanting to fuck guys? [22:49][erutxet] hmm [22:49][Tigers are god damn fantastic] do you have a desire to suck on [...]
you fucking bitch!
[01:26][your boyfriend] there are no dating tips. [01:26][laur0saurus] yes [01:26][laur0saurus] there are [01:26][your boyfriend] this room was created with lies built upon lies. [01:26][laur0saurus] i needed them [01:26][laur0saurus] so i came here [01:26][laur0saurus] fine [01:26][laur0saurus] fuck this room [01:26][ghost bitch] i just gave you two great tips you fucking bitch
hex rex tex mex ii
[22:37][anotherdeadjuliet] how come no one has anything nice to say about you [22:37][Hex_Rex] you’re hanging out around the wrong people [22:38][Hex_Rex] the people who like me are mostly in my room [22:38][Hex_Rex] the other rooms were created mostly for people who dislike me [22:38][Hex_Rex] its a popularity contest these days [22:38][Hex_Rex] which i do not [...]
hex rex tex mex
[21:23][Hex_Rex] oops sorry [21:24][Hex_Rex] i keep adding you back to the room by accident [21:24][Hex_Rex] my apologies [21:28][anotherdeadjuliet] what room [21:28][Hex_Rex] slsk confidential [21:28][Hex_Rex] disable private room add next time [21:28][Hex_Rex] and nobody will be able to re-add you [21:28][Hex_Rex] everybody is an op in there [21:28][anotherdeadjuliet] yeah no thanks and no thanks on the [...]
not saying i have class… but yeah…
[19:24][Jesus H. Christ] hmmm [19:24][Jesus H. Christ] i need some slsk dating tips [19:24][pe[e]bola] whoa wtf [19:24][pe[e]bola] bring rope. [19:24][Oubliette] hi baby cakes [19:24][Jesus H. Christ] i see [19:24][pe[e]bola] also http://typr.org/datingtips/ [19:24][ca+] -_- [19:24][Jesus H. Christ] was that for you pee or me ? [19:25][pe[e]bola] :) [19:26][swampwater] jesus i’ve never seen you outside of the [...]
Here’s a tip…
[20:20][epithymia] here is a dating tip [20:21][epithymia] DON;T FUCKING DATE
dating tip #10
when in doubt, always drink.
Full of Meat
[20:33][pe[e]bola] i’m so full of meat [20:33][pe[e]bola] life is hard sometimes
they learn so fast.
[13:54][thepuppetmaster] I wanna date Yazza [13:54][thepuppetmaster] but she has omeone else [13:54][thepuppetmaster] *someone [13:54][thepuppetmaster] any tips for this ? [13:54][swampwater] get some rope [13:55][mpma] tip : bring quarters [13:55][swampwater] have a lookout [13:55][mpma] and the rope , lol swamp [13:55][thepuppetmaster] ok …. [13:55][mpma] tip : bring duct tape [13:55][thepuppetmaster] then what [13:55][mpma] tip : call [...]
Too much to ask?
[01:51][swampwater] i just want a girl who wants to be with me so much she’ll willingly wander down into my dungeon and not want to ever leave [01:51][swampwater] i don’t think that’s too much to ask
dating tip #9
dating a girl with an eating disorder will save you a fortune.
dating tip #8
don’t think about it too much. it probably is a bad idea, but you have the rest of your life to regret it.
Jim finally says some truth.
[04:30][Jim4632] me and peebola are arguing in a pm [04:31][Jim4632] the argument is pretty much [04:31][Jim4632] no you [04:31][Jim4632] no…you [04:31][hall_of_fire] why don’t you guys just get a room already [04:31][Jim4632] but I’m not romantically interested in ivanatrumpbola [04:31][Jim4632] I just think shes neat * Cutiepie in a Mindwarp – Sugarland – All I Want [...]
Tigers lays it down
[03:20][Tigers are god damn fantastic] drunk as a maniac again [03:20][Tigers are god damn fantastic] HI [03:20][pe[e]bola] lol hi tiger/s [03:20][The X] What KIND of maniac? [03:20][Tigers are god damn fantastic] What up meg dog [03:20][The X] Mad Hatter or Joker or what? [03:20][pe[e]bola] fair enough, x [03:20][Tigers are god damn fantastic] f you conspiracy [...]
there’s a storm in them thar clouds (i can feel it in my knees)
[21:57][The.Black.Cloud] i just popped in for some dating tips [21:58][pe[e]bola] what would you like to know [21:58][The.Black.Cloud] i’d like to pick up younger girls [21:58][The.Black.Cloud] legal like [21:59][The.Black.Cloud] thirtyish girls [21:59][pe[e]bola] thirty in number or age [21:59][The.Black.Cloud] both [21:59][The.Black.Cloud] neh [21:59][The.Black.Cloud] in age [21:59][The.Black.Cloud] milfs, you know [21:59][pe[e]bola] how old are you [22:00][The.Black.Cloud] i am [...]
No Ross, I don’t love you.
[13:11][adjective] ross, if you’re keeping track, i hope you fall down a well, break both legs, go hoarse, lose cell phone reception, survive in pain off the morning dew you’ll lick off the walls but in the end eventually die of starvation and Gangrene from the open sores the broken portruding bones caused. [13:12][Ke dollar [...]
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