[19:24][Jesus H. Christ] hmmm
[19:24][Jesus H. Christ] i need some slsk dating tips
[19:24][pe[e]bola] whoa wtf
[19:24][pe[e]bola] bring rope.
[19:24][Oubliette] hi baby cakes
[19:24][Jesus H. Christ] i see
[19:24][pe[e]bola] also http://typr.org/datingtips/
[19:24][ca+] -_-
[19:24][Jesus H. Christ] was that for you pee or me ?
[19:25][pe[e]bola] :)
[19:26][swampwater] jesus i’ve never seen you outside of the comics room!
[19:26][swampwater] it’s disconcerting
[19:26][swampwater] also hi pee
[19:27][pe[e]bola] hi swamp
[19:27][pe[e]bola] jesus hangs out in comics? man, you get around
[19:29][Mouse_Rabak] sup
[19:29][Mouse_Rabak] long time no pee
[19:29][john smif] heres a dating tip buddy
[19:29][swampwater] hey mouse
[19:29][pe[e]bola] hi mouse
[19:29][john smif] if you like someone and its her bday play birthday sex
[19:29][john smif] women love that song
[19:29][pe[e]bola] sounds familiar..
[19:29][pe[e]bola] hi smif
[19:29][john smif] worst case scenario you get a bj
[19:29][john smif] hi
[19:32][ca+] rofl
[19:32][ca+] birthday sex
[19:32][Jesus H. Christ] worst case scenario is you die a horrible death from ruptured eardrums giving you vertigo and making you stumble into traffic getting hit by a car going 40Mph sustaining severe terminal injuries and because you cant hear you cant tell people that your allergic to penicillian thus causing them to inject you with a broad spectrum antibiotic thus causing your liver to shut down and fail causing a long drawn out suffering death that is meant to be one of the most painful imaginable
[19:32][Jesus H. Christ] you know just saying
[19:32][ca+] sum white nerdy girl from nyc sang that song 2 me
[19:32][ca+] the whole thing
[19:32][ca+] when it was on the radio
[19:32][pe[e]bola] jesus hahaha
[19:33][Mouse_Rabak] DATING TIP : IF ITS A GIRLS BDAY TAKE HER OUT TO DINNER (NOT AT  ARBY’S OR TACO BELL ) THEN GO HOME
[19:33][Mouse_Rabak] OPEN WINE
[19:33][Mouse_Rabak] EAT HER PUSSY OUT
[19:33][Mouse_Rabak] STICK UR FINGER IN HER ASS
[19:33][Mouse_Rabak] BOOM
[19:33][pe[e]bola] i read “open wide”
[19:33][Mouse_Rabak] UR MADE.
[19:33][pe[e]bola] ok i’m blogging these
[19:33][Mouse_Rabak] lol
[19:33][john smif] yeah
[19:33][john smif] bring her somewhere classy
[19:33][john smif] tgifridays or ruby tuesdays
[19:33][Mouse_Rabak] yea
[19:33][Mouse_Rabak] thats ghetto
[19:33][Mouse_Rabak] lame
[19:33][john smif] 30 bucks MINIMUM
[19:33][Mouse_Rabak] shit
[19:33][Mouse_Rabak] brah
[19:33][pe[e]bola] what about applebees
[19:34][Mouse_Rabak] i wouldnt eat in that joint
[19:34][Mouse_Rabak] even if u paid me
[19:34][Mouse_Rabak] 50 dollars
[19:34][Mouse_Rabak] and the meal
[19:34][pe[e]bola] is it kosher to use a giftcard you got at xmas
[19:34][Mouse_Rabak] fuck kosher
[19:34][Mouse_Rabak] im just saying
[19:34][Mouse_Rabak] classy
[19:34][pe[e]bola] mouse saying fuck kosher
[19:34][pe[e]bola] ahahaha
[19:34][Mouse_Rabak] better bring some plastic
[19:34][Mouse_Rabak] or atleast 300
[19:35][Jesus H. Christ] go to a proper restuarant that isnt a part of a chain
[19:35][Mouse_Rabak] THANK YOU
[19:35][Mouse_Rabak] someone with class
[19:35][Mouse_Rabak] finally
[19:36][Mouse_Rabak] not saying i have class
[19:36][Mouse_Rabak] but yeah