[20:20][epithymia] here is a dating tip [20:21][epithymia] DON;T FUCKING DATE
Archives for May 2010
dating tip #10
when in doubt, always drink.
Full of Meat
[20:33][pe[e]bola] i’m so full of meat [20:33][pe[e]bola] life is hard sometimes
they learn so fast.
[13:54][thepuppetmaster] I wanna date Yazza [13:54][thepuppetmaster] but she has omeone else [13:54][thepuppetmaster] *someone [13:54][thepuppetmaster] any tips for this ? [13:54][swampwater] get some rope [13:55][mpma] tip : bring quarters [13:55][swampwater] have a lookout [13:55][mpma] and the rope , lol swamp [13:55][thepuppetmaster] ok …. [13:55][mpma] tip : bring duct tape [13:55][thepuppetmaster] then what [13:55][mpma] tip : call [...]
Too much to ask?
[01:51][swampwater] i just want a girl who wants to be with me so much she’ll willingly wander down into my dungeon and not want to ever leave [01:51][swampwater] i don’t think that’s too much to ask
dating tip #9
dating a girl with an eating disorder will save you a fortune.
dating tip #8
don’t think about it too much. it probably is a bad idea, but you have the rest of your life to regret it.
Jim finally says some truth.
[04:30][Jim4632] me and peebola are arguing in a pm [04:31][Jim4632] the argument is pretty much [04:31][Jim4632] no you [04:31][Jim4632] no…you [04:31][hall_of_fire] why don’t you guys just get a room already [04:31][Jim4632] but I’m not romantically interested in ivanatrumpbola [04:31][Jim4632] I just think shes neat * Cutiepie in a Mindwarp – Sugarland – All I Want [...]
Tigers lays it down
[03:20][Tigers are god damn fantastic] drunk as a maniac again [03:20][Tigers are god damn fantastic] HI [03:20][pe[e]bola] lol hi tiger/s [03:20][The X] What KIND of maniac? [03:20][Tigers are god damn fantastic] What up meg dog [03:20][The X] Mad Hatter or Joker or what? [03:20][pe[e]bola] fair enough, x [03:20][Tigers are god damn fantastic] f you conspiracy [...]
there’s a storm in them thar clouds (i can feel it in my knees)
[21:57][The.Black.Cloud] i just popped in for some dating tips [21:58][pe[e]bola] what would you like to know [21:58][The.Black.Cloud] i’d like to pick up younger girls [21:58][The.Black.Cloud] legal like [21:59][The.Black.Cloud] thirtyish girls [21:59][pe[e]bola] thirty in number or age [21:59][The.Black.Cloud] both [21:59][The.Black.Cloud] neh [21:59][The.Black.Cloud] in age [21:59][The.Black.Cloud] milfs, you know [21:59][pe[e]bola] how old are you [22:00][The.Black.Cloud] i am [...]
No Ross, I don’t love you.
[13:11][adjective] ross, if you’re keeping track, i hope you fall down a well, break both legs, go hoarse, lose cell phone reception, survive in pain off the morning dew you’ll lick off the walls but in the end eventually die of starvation and Gangrene from the open sores the broken portruding bones caused. [13:12][Ke dollar [...]
Blegh!
[21:03][pe[e]bola] BEARD? [21:03][pe[e]bola] pics please [21:03][adjective] blegh [21:03][appy polly loggies] its pathetic [21:03][pe[e]bola] i don’t discriminate [21:03][pe[e]bola] all beards are welcome [21:03][appy polly loggies] im embaressed [21:03][appy polly loggies] how about pics of my dick instead [21:03][pe[e]bola] :( [21:03][adjective] -_- [21:03][pe[e]bola] does it have a beard [21:03][adjective] gross ^ [21:03][appy polly loggies] give me a [...]
LGB(T)
[17:40][adjective] what did you turn out to be? [17:41][swampwater] i’ve yet to find a good answer to that [17:41][swampwater] just think of a cute southern belle, with a penis, and go from that.
bloody brilliant
[16:00][your boyfriend] hey juliet, i added you to the blog, sweetheart. [16:00][FunkyBeatz] best hockey player ever. EVER [16:00][your boyfriend] you should see it listed in the top of your nav bar. [16:00][your boyfriend] you seem like a pretty clever girl, so i think you’ll figure it out.
noisebastard: heart of gold
[14:00][noisebastard] man this is like one of the few rooms on slsk [14:00][noisebastard] where everyone who comes here [14:00][noisebastard] I would pull out of a burning building [14:00][angipangy] yeah this is pretty much where all the beautiful people hang out [14:00][epithymia] awwwwwwww [14:00][epithymia] <3 [14:00][noisebastard] <3 [14:00][Mouse_Rabak] noise id pull u out of a burning [...]
for guys looking for guys
2010-05-04 23:02:35 [appy polly loggies] azz, i recommend a scented candle 2010-05-04 23:02:40 [appy polly loggies] to get the mood going 2010-05-04 23:02:40 [azzwhole] daffodills are crazy straight 2010-05-04 23:02:45 [appy polly loggies] for you and your male partner 2010-05-04 23:02:46 [azzwhole] the straightest flower 2010-05-04 23:02:55 [azzwhole] i dont have male partners you fucking [...]
and the life of the party is…
[22:29:09] [john smif] noone respects a movie conesour nowadays [22:33:16] [adjective] what is a conesour? [22:33:26] [adjective] is that a sour cone? [22:33:32] [adjective] is it sweet sour or bitter sour? [22:33:58] [azzwhole] adjective, you often come out of the shadows to be a negative nancy, whats with that [22:34:00] [adjective] or did you try [...]
john smif: professional panty remover
[13:35:38] [john smif] just get her the drake album [13:35:43] [john smif] she probbaly meant that anyway [13:35:51] [john smif] if a woman asks for an album she probably means drake [13:35:53] [john smif] so its all good
your boyfriend
mr. swamp
peegun
cork taint
Juliet
Kiryl
Tomás
koby