when your own species isn’t enough

Posted on February 1, 2011 and filed under Uncategorized.

[01:44][azzwhole] i wish it was okay/easy to fuck bears
[01:44][azzwhole] they are just so great
[01:46][pe[e]bola] HEY
[01:46][pe[e]bola] BUH
[01:46][pe[e]bola] BEARFUCKER
[01:46][pe[e]bola] DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE

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Can’t let girls think…

Posted on November 30, 2010 and filed under Uncategorized.

[23:40][la-----] there are a few moments where girls will bolt if you give them too much time to think
[23:40][la-----] 1. when you first unzip your pants
[23:40][la-----] 2.  when the condom comes out
[23:40][la-----] 3.  when boob is first touched
[23:40][la-----] (these are in random order)
[23:40][la-----] 4.  when she realises she’s in a public place (that happens to me way too much)
[23:41][la-----] 4.  when the booze wears off
[23:41][swampwater] very nice
[23:41][la-----] oh that was 5
[23:41][la-----] you poor suckers need to know this shit
[23:42][la-----] OH! 6.  if she is eye level with your cock and hadn’t intended to suck it

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You…

Posted on November 23, 2010 and filed under Uncategorized.

[03:58][swampwater] dude, if she laughs at your jokes and seems to get along with you i wouldn’t worry so much
[03:58][azzwhole] yeah
[03:58][swampwater] it’s 2010, facebook isn’t the worst way in the world to say something
[03:58][azzwhole] i mean she blatantly migrated next to me
[03:59][azzwhole] within a few weeks
[03:59][swampwater] you’re so money and don’t even know it

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Horny Symptoms (Medically Speaking)

Posted on July 21, 2010 and filed under Uncategorized.

[04:15][azzwhole] rake
[04:15][azzwhole] enlighten us
[04:15][azzwhole] what are some symptoms of being horny
[04:15][azzwhole] medically speaking
[04:17][Raketenmensch] well
[04:17][Raketenmensch] first you start a cold sweat
[04:18][Raketenmensch] and then your penis starts making ticking noises
[04:18][Raketenmensch] and your eyes turn bloodshot
[04:18][Raketenmensch] and your ballsac tightens up so much your balls disappear into your pelvis
[04:18][Raketenmensch] something like that

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Horny Symptoms

Posted on July 20, 2010 and filed under Uncategorized.

[22:48][erutxet] what are some symptoms of being horny?
[22:49][appy polly loggies] symptoms?
[22:49][erutxet] lol …
[22:49][erutxet] med speak
[22:49][Tigers are god damn fantastic] is your little vagina wet?
[22:49][appy polly loggies] yeah uuhh
[22:49][appy polly loggies] wanting to fuck guys?
[22:49][erutxet] hmm
[22:49][Tigers are god damn fantastic] do you have a desire to suck on a nipple?

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you fucking bitch!

Posted on June 29, 2010 and filed under Uncategorized.

[01:26][your boyfriend] there are no dating tips.
[01:26][laur0saurus] yes
[01:26][laur0saurus] there are
[01:26][your boyfriend] this room was created with lies built upon lies.
[01:26][laur0saurus] i needed them
[01:26][laur0saurus] so i came here
[01:26][laur0saurus] fine
[01:26][laur0saurus] fuck this room
[01:26][ghost bitch] i just gave you two great tips you fucking bitch

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hex rex tex mex ii

Posted on June 27, 2010 and filed under Uncategorized.

[22:37][anotherdeadjuliet] how come no one has anything nice to say about you
[22:37][Hex_Rex] you’re hanging out around the wrong people
[22:38][Hex_Rex] the people who like me are mostly in my room
[22:38][Hex_Rex] the other rooms were created mostly for people who dislike me
[22:38][Hex_Rex] its a popularity contest these days
[22:38][Hex_Rex] which i do not wish to play
[22:38][Hex_Rex] i’ll say whatever i want
[22:38][Hex_Rex] and do whatever i want
[22:38][anotherdeadjuliet] jesus did that and look where it got him
[22:38][Hex_Rex] lol
[22:38][Hex_Rex] well
[22:38][Hex_Rex] i’m a strong-willed person
[22:39][Hex_Rex] and i don’t easily get influenced by herd-like behavior
[22:39][anotherdeadjuliet] i don’t have a will
[22:39][anotherdeadjuliet] no one is getting my stuff if i die
[22:39][Hex_Rex] you’re too young to die
[22:39][anotherdeadjuliet] what about murder like behaviour?
[22:39][Hex_Rex] well
[22:39][Hex_Rex] there is one guy
[22:39][Hex_Rex] who wants to find out where i live
[22:39][anotherdeadjuliet] or a gaggle like behaviour?
[22:39][Hex_Rex] and murder me
[22:39][anotherdeadjuliet] crows move in a murder
[22:39][Hex_Rex] but i’m pretty sure i could take him
[22:39][anotherdeadjuliet] geese in a gaggle
[22:40][anotherdeadjuliet] you’re so morbid
[22:40][Hex_Rex] oh
[22:40][Hex_Rex] well
[22:40][Hex_Rex] yes i am
[22:40][Hex_Rex] the biggest reason i’m hated on here though
[22:40][anotherdeadjuliet] is cause they be playa hatin?
[22:40][Hex_Rex] is because they perceive me as an authority figure
[22:41][Hex_Rex] because i’ve had that room for such a long time
[22:41][Hex_Rex] and because its so big
[22:41][Hex_Rex] sometimes people want to take shots at me because i’m an obvious target
[22:42][Hex_Rex] i’m loyal to my friends and viscious to my enemies
[22:42][Hex_Rex] though for the most part, the people you talk to in dating tips
[22:42][anotherdeadjuliet] i usually take my enemies out to lunch
[22:42][Hex_Rex] i barely even know
[22:42][anotherdeadjuliet] it befuddles them
[22:43][Hex_Rex] most of them just started disliking me because yourboyfriend talks shit about me
[22:43][Hex_Rex] since his ego is threatened by mine
[22:43][Hex_Rex] though my ego is just used to troll people
[22:43][anotherdeadjuliet] you guys should go out to lunch together, i bet you have a lot of CONFEDENTIAL things you could share and they have NUMEROUS dating tips
[22:43][anotherdeadjuliet] you could help each other
[22:43][Hex_Rex] and isn’t really meant to be something to be taken seriously
[22:43][Hex_Rex] well
[22:43][Hex_Rex] i’ve tried to get along with them
[22:43][anotherdeadjuliet] what about ogres?
[22:43][anotherdeadjuliet] they’re nastier than trolls
[22:44][anotherdeadjuliet] have to be dealt with swiftly
[22:44][Hex_Rex] so yeah
[22:44][Hex_Rex] the other reason
[22:44][Hex_Rex] is that i’m a threat to some people’s massive egos
[22:44][Hex_Rex] because they think i somehow have a lot of power on here
[22:44][Hex_Rex] when my “power” doesn’t stem from the room i have
[22:44][anotherdeadjuliet] like
[22:44][Hex_Rex] it stems from the friends i have
[22:44][anotherdeadjuliet] my ego is so massive its enveloping yours as we speak
[22:45][anotherdeadjuliet] all your ego belong to me
[22:45][Hex_Rex] the more friends you have, the more influence you have and the more influence they have as well
[22:45][Hex_Rex] and you do have an ego

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hex rex tex mex

Posted on June 27, 2010 and filed under Uncategorized.

[21:23][Hex_Rex] oops sorry
[21:24][Hex_Rex] i keep adding you back to the room by accident
[21:24][Hex_Rex] my apologies
[21:28][anotherdeadjuliet] what room
[21:28][Hex_Rex] slsk confidential
[21:28][Hex_Rex] disable private room add next time
[21:28][Hex_Rex] and nobody will be able to re-add you
[21:28][Hex_Rex] everybody is  an op in there
[21:28][anotherdeadjuliet] yeah no thanks and no thanks on the last part, i want it on but i don’t want to be in that room
[21:28][anotherdeadjuliet] no offense cause of all the drama
[21:28][Hex_Rex] alright
[21:28][Hex_Rex] well
[21:29][Hex_Rex] everybody is an op in my room
[21:29][Hex_Rex] so you’ll probably keep getting added
[21:29][anotherdeadjuliet] k
[21:29][Hex_Rex] and end up getting disconnected in the process
[21:29][Hex_Rex] anyway
[21:29][Hex_Rex] there is no drama
[21:29][Hex_Rex] i don’t really get involved in it
[21:29][anotherdeadjuliet] uh huh
[21:29][Hex_Rex] others are the ones who are trying to take a shot at me and the room
[21:29][anotherdeadjuliet] i read all about it between hex and slsk dating tips
[21:29][Hex_Rex] yeah people start shit with me all the time
[21:29][Hex_Rex] since i am a target
[21:30][Hex_Rex] i am mostly fair
[21:30][Hex_Rex] but think what you will
[21:30][Hex_Rex] obviously all the rumors have got to you
[21:30][Hex_Rex] and you’re easily influenced by others
[21:30][anotherdeadjuliet] oh i know tell me about, someone just told me you’re a big ole’ dooty face and i totally believed them without a shadow of a doubt
[21:31][Hex_Rex] well, obviously you think you’re involved in some kind of drama
[21:31][Hex_Rex] if you’re in that room
[21:31][Hex_Rex] which makes no sense
[21:31][anotherdeadjuliet] obviously!
[21:31][Hex_Rex] are you a female?
[21:31][anotherdeadjuliet] ^^
[21:31][Hex_Rex] figures
[21:31][Hex_Rex] lol
[21:31][Hex_Rex] sorry cheap shot
[21:31][anotherdeadjuliet] obviously
[21:32][anotherdeadjuliet] you don’t want me in your room
[21:32][anotherdeadjuliet] trust me
[21:32][Hex_Rex] why?
[21:32][Hex_Rex] you can talk shit about me if you want
[21:32][Hex_Rex] i don’t really care
[21:32][anotherdeadjuliet] i don’t take sides
[21:32][Hex_Rex] good
[21:33][anotherdeadjuliet] but i cause problems where i go as far as private rooms are concerned
[21:33][Hex_Rex] but just realize that i’ve had that room for over a year
[21:33][Hex_Rex] and people will always try to start shit with me and take down the room
[21:33][Hex_Rex] for personal reasons
[21:33][Hex_Rex] its human nature
[21:33][Hex_Rex] i’ve never heard of you causing problems
[21:33][anotherdeadjuliet] haven’t done a real good job keeping it confidential
[21:33][Hex_Rex] and i like arguing
[21:23][Hex_Rex] oops sorry
[21:24][Hex_Rex] i keep adding you back to the room by accident
[21:24][Hex_Rex] my apologies
[21:28][anotherdeadjuliet] what room
[21:28][Hex_Rex] slsk confidential
[21:28][Hex_Rex] disable private room add next time
[21:28][Hex_Rex] and nobody will be able to re-add you
[21:28][Hex_Rex] everybody is  an op in there
[21:28][anotherdeadjuliet] yeah no thanks and no thanks on the last part, i want it on but i don’t want to be in that room
[21:28][anotherdeadjuliet] no offense cause of all the drama
[21:28][Hex_Rex] alright
[21:28][Hex_Rex] well
[21:29][Hex_Rex] everybody is an op in my room
[21:29][Hex_Rex] so you’ll probably keep getting added
[21:29][anotherdeadjuliet] k
[21:29][Hex_Rex] and end up getting disconnected in the process
[21:29][Hex_Rex] anyway
[21:29][Hex_Rex] there is no drama
[21:29][Hex_Rex] i don’t really get involved in it
[21:29][anotherdeadjuliet] uh huh
[21:29][Hex_Rex] others are the ones who are trying to take a shot at me and the room
[21:29][anotherdeadjuliet] i read all about it between hex and slsk dating tips
[21:29][Hex_Rex] yeah people start shit with me all the time
[21:29][Hex_Rex] since i am a target
[21:30][Hex_Rex] i am mostly fair
[21:30][Hex_Rex] but think what you will
[21:30][Hex_Rex] obviously all the rumors have got to you
[21:30][Hex_Rex] and you’re easily influenced by others
[21:33][Hex_Rex] as you can tell
[21:33][anotherdeadjuliet] cause i’m like the snake in the garden
[21:34][Hex_Rex] well that might be interesting
[21:34][Hex_Rex] i’ll have to ask around about you
[21:34][Hex_Rex] since i’ve never heard of you
[21:34][Hex_Rex] until just now
[21:35][anotherdeadjuliet] k

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not saying i have class… but yeah…

Posted on June 23, 2010 and filed under Uncategorized.

[19:24][Jesus H. Christ] hmmm
[19:24][Jesus H. Christ] i need some slsk dating tips
[19:24][pe[e]bola] whoa wtf
[19:24][pe[e]bola] bring rope.
[19:24][Oubliette] hi baby cakes
[19:24][Jesus H. Christ] i see
[19:24][pe[e]bola] also http://typr.org/datingtips/
[19:24][ca+] -_-
[19:24][Jesus H. Christ] was that for you pee or me ?
[19:25][pe[e]bola] :)
[19:26][swampwater] jesus i’ve never seen you outside of the comics room!
[19:26][swampwater] it’s disconcerting
[19:26][swampwater] also hi pee
[19:27][pe[e]bola] hi swamp
[19:27][pe[e]bola] jesus hangs out in comics? man, you get around
[19:29][Mouse_Rabak] sup
[19:29][Mouse_Rabak] long time no pee
[19:29][john smif] heres a dating tip buddy
[19:29][swampwater] hey mouse
[19:29][pe[e]bola] hi mouse
[19:29][john smif] if you like someone and its her bday play birthday sex
[19:29][john smif] women love that song
[19:29][pe[e]bola] sounds familiar..
[19:29][pe[e]bola] hi smif
[19:29][john smif] worst case scenario you get a bj
[19:29][john smif] hi
[19:32][ca+] rofl
[19:32][ca+] birthday sex
[19:32][Jesus H. Christ] worst case scenario is you die a horrible death from ruptured eardrums giving you vertigo and making you stumble into traffic getting hit by a car going 40Mph sustaining severe terminal injuries and because you cant hear you cant tell people that your allergic to penicillian thus causing them to inject you with a broad spectrum antibiotic thus causing your liver to shut down and fail causing a long drawn out suffering death that is meant to be one of the most painful imaginable
[19:32][Jesus H. Christ] you know just saying
[19:32][ca+] sum white nerdy girl from nyc sang that song 2 me
[19:32][ca+] the whole thing
[19:32][ca+] when it was on the radio
[19:32][pe[e]bola] jesus hahaha
[19:33][Mouse_Rabak] DATING TIP : IF ITS A GIRLS BDAY TAKE HER OUT TO DINNER (NOT AT  ARBY’S OR TACO BELL ) THEN GO HOME
[19:33][Mouse_Rabak] OPEN WINE
[19:33][Mouse_Rabak] EAT HER PUSSY OUT
[19:33][Mouse_Rabak] STICK UR FINGER IN HER ASS
[19:33][Mouse_Rabak] BOOM
[19:33][pe[e]bola] i read “open wide”
[19:33][Mouse_Rabak] UR MADE.
[19:33][pe[e]bola] ok i’m blogging these
[19:33][Mouse_Rabak] lol
[19:33][john smif] yeah
[19:33][john smif] bring her somewhere classy
[19:33][john smif] tgifridays or ruby tuesdays
[19:33][Mouse_Rabak] yea
[19:33][Mouse_Rabak] thats ghetto
[19:33][Mouse_Rabak] lame
[19:33][john smif] 30 bucks MINIMUM
[19:33][Mouse_Rabak] shit
[19:33][Mouse_Rabak] brah
[19:33][pe[e]bola] what about applebees
[19:34][Mouse_Rabak] i wouldnt eat in that joint
[19:34][Mouse_Rabak] even if u paid me
[19:34][Mouse_Rabak] 50 dollars
[19:34][Mouse_Rabak] and the meal
[19:34][pe[e]bola] is it kosher to use a giftcard you got at xmas
[19:34][Mouse_Rabak] fuck kosher
[19:34][Mouse_Rabak] im just saying
[19:34][Mouse_Rabak] classy
[19:34][pe[e]bola] mouse saying fuck kosher
[19:34][pe[e]bola] ahahaha
[19:34][Mouse_Rabak] better bring some plastic
[19:34][Mouse_Rabak] or atleast 300
[19:35][Jesus H. Christ] go to a proper restuarant that isnt a part of a chain
[19:35][Mouse_Rabak] THANK YOU
[19:35][Mouse_Rabak] someone with class
[19:35][Mouse_Rabak] finally
[19:36][Mouse_Rabak] not saying i have class
[19:36][Mouse_Rabak] but yeah

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Here’s a tip…

Posted on May 25, 2010 and filed under Uncategorized.

[20:20][epithymia] here is a dating tip
[20:21][epithymia] DON;T FUCKING DATE

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dating tip #10

Posted on May 20, 2010 and filed under Uncategorized.

when in doubt, always drink.

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Full of Meat

Posted on May 17, 2010 and filed under Uncategorized.

[20:33][pe[e]bola] i’m so full of meat

[20:33][pe[e]bola] life is hard sometimes

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they learn so fast.

Posted on May 12, 2010 and filed under Uncategorized.

[13:54][thepuppetmaster] I wanna date Yazza
[13:54][thepuppetmaster] but she has omeone else
[13:54][thepuppetmaster] *someone
[13:54][thepuppetmaster] any tips for this ?
[13:54][swampwater] get some rope
[13:55][mpma] tip : bring quarters
[13:55][swampwater] have a lookout
[13:55][mpma] and the rope , lol swamp
[13:55][thepuppetmaster] ok ….
[13:55][mpma] tip : bring duct tape
[13:55][thepuppetmaster] then what
[13:55][mpma] tip : call oomper loompers

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Too much to ask?

Posted on May 12, 2010 and filed under Uncategorized.

[01:51][swampwater] i just want a girl who wants to be with me so much she’ll willingly wander down into my dungeon and not want to ever leave
[01:51][swampwater] i don’t think that’s too much to ask

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dating tip #9

Posted on May 12, 2010 and filed under Uncategorized.

dating a girl with an eating disorder will save you a fortune.

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dating tip #8

Posted on May 9, 2010 and filed under Uncategorized.

don’t think about it too much. it probably is a bad idea, but you have the rest of your life to regret it.

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Jim finally says some truth.

Posted on May 9, 2010 and filed under Uncategorized.

[04:30][Jim4632] me and peebola are arguing in a pm
[04:31][Jim4632] the argument is pretty much
[04:31][Jim4632] no you
[04:31][Jim4632] no…you
[04:31][hall_of_fire] why don’t you guys just get a room already
[04:31][Jim4632] but I’m not romantically interested in ivanatrumpbola
[04:31][Jim4632] I just think shes neat
* Cutiepie in a Mindwarp – Sugarland – All I Want Do
[04:32][hall_of_fire] did you hear that pee
[04:32][Jim4632] and I lied about the pm
[04:32][hall_of_fire] ur breaking her heart now jim
[04:32][swampwater] lies upon lies
[04:32][hall_of_fire] what an asshole you are
[04:32][Jim4632] I bet shes more happy than sad
[04:32][Jim4632] about it
[04:32][hall_of_fire] yeah
[04:32][hall_of_fire] i bet
[04:32][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] jim does not strike me as a asshole
[04:32][swampwater] sweet relief
[04:32][hall_of_fire] i think jimbo is an asshole motherfucker
[04:32][Jim4632] I am an asshole!

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Tigers lays it down

Posted on May 9, 2010 and filed under Uncategorized.

[03:20][Tigers are god damn fantastic] drunk as a maniac again
[03:20][Tigers are god damn fantastic] HI
[03:20][pe[e]bola] lol hi tiger/s
[03:20][The X] What KIND of maniac?
[03:20][Tigers are god damn fantastic] What up meg dog
[03:20][The X] Mad Hatter or Joker or what?
[03:20][pe[e]bola] fair enough, x
[03:20][Tigers are god damn fantastic] f you conspiracy mcgee
[03:20][pe[e]bola] nothing much
[03:21][Tigers are god damn fantastic] you don’t have anything for me
[03:21][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] well If I had seen this guy coming back into the store I would have called him on it and probably lost my job
[03:21][pe[e]bola] what you been drankin’
[03:21][Tigers are god damn fantastic] ok
[03:21][The X] I got a slab of metal for ya, ya prick.
[03:21][Tigers are god damn fantastic] i’ve been drinking with moms
[03:21][Tigers are god damn fantastic] like cutiepie
[03:21][Tigers are god damn fantastic] but older
[03:21][Tigers are god damn fantastic] right
[03:21][Tigers are god damn fantastic] cutiepie?
[03:22][Tigers are god damn fantastic] listen dude
[03:22][Tigers are god damn fantastic] i’m sorry you don’t like hearing
[03:22][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] what tiger ?
[03:22][Tigers are god damn fantastic] that i don’t like listening to your conspiracy theories
[03:22][fourtraxx] :\
[03:22][Tigers are god damn fantastic] but it is true
[03:22][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] I don’t understand
[03:22][Tigers are god damn fantastic] they don’t interest me
[03:22][Tigers are god damn fantastic] sorry buddy
[03:22][Tigers are god damn fantastic] i’ll still give you a high five
[03:22][Tigers are god damn fantastic] but i won’t listen to your bullshit right now
[03:23][Tigers are god damn fantastic] in fact
[03:23][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] I was talking about money I left at a self checkout for cab fair home becasue my car broke down and the person behind me took it
[03:23][Tigers are god damn fantastic] i won’t listen to anyone’s bullshit
[03:23][Tigers are god damn fantastic] Goodbye
[03:23][Tigers are god damn fantastic] :)

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there’s a storm in them thar clouds (i can feel it in my knees)

Posted on May 8, 2010 and filed under Uncategorized.

[21:57][The.Black.Cloud] i just popped in for some dating tips
[21:58][pe[e]bola] what would you like to know
[21:58][The.Black.Cloud] i’d like to pick up younger girls
[21:58][The.Black.Cloud] legal like
[21:59][The.Black.Cloud] thirtyish girls
[21:59][pe[e]bola] thirty in number or age
[21:59][The.Black.Cloud] both
[21:59][The.Black.Cloud] neh
[21:59][The.Black.Cloud] in age
[21:59][The.Black.Cloud] milfs,  you know
[21:59][pe[e]bola] how old are you
[22:00][The.Black.Cloud] i am in the late autumn of my life
[22:00][pe[e]bola] cougar bar > rounds of bud light limes > baby face = you’re in
[22:01][The.Black.Cloud] i have a problem with bars
[22:01][swampwater] knitting circles > ben gay > early bird special coupons = you’re in
[22:02][The.Black.Cloud] i’m disocial
[22:02][pe[e]bola] swamp hahaha

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No Ross, I don’t love you.

Posted on May 6, 2010 and filed under Uncategorized.

[13:11][adjective] ross, if you’re keeping track, i hope you fall down a well, break both legs, go hoarse, lose cell phone reception, survive in pain off the morning dew you’ll lick off the walls but in the end eventually die of starvation and Gangrene from the open sores the broken portruding bones caused.
[13:12][Ke dollar sign ha] Man I’ve never had anyone take that long to write me an angry comment before
[13:12][Ke dollar sign ha] You must love me!
* Ke dollar sign ha hugs Jules
* adjective middle finger

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