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Posted May 16, 2010 
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Comments(3) | [05:01][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] you can’t tell a 6 month old that is teething to be quiet daddy has to sleep for work
[05:01][Skactopus] dam
[05:02][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] so I spent my days outside so he could sleep
[05:02][Vamp2005] there are more stay-at-home husbands & dads while the women work & earn more money.
[05:02][azzwhole] have you ever tried shaking the baby
[05:02][azzwhole] i heard that works
[05:02][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] fuck no azzwhole
[05:03][azzwhole] no? i heard its a legitimate parenting technique
[05:03][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] yea right
[05:03][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] you heard wrong
[05:03][azzwhole] just shake him lots and dip him in cold water
[05:03][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] lol
[05:03][B3yond] omg
[05:03][azzwhole] i cant wait to be a dad
[05:03][B3yond] my work is calling me
[05:03][Mams] yeah sure
[05:03][B3yond] ffs
[05:03][azzwhole] my baby will be too afraid to cry during teething
[05:04][B3yond] i cant wait too be a daddie too
[05:04][azzwhole] it will quietly sit and point at its mouth
[05:04][B3yond] or…..
[05:04][Mams] and i hope when you’re a daddy you still be here
[05:04][azzwhole] while mouthing “ow”
[05:04][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] azzhole if you do that to your child I will hunt you down and cut your balls off so you can’t have anymore
[05:04][azzwhole] its ok im planning to freeze lots of my sperm
[05:04][B3yond] ppl think way too simple about kids
[05:05][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] I will break into the sperm bank and burn it
[05:05][B3yond] have seen enough too know about shit
[05:05][azzwhole] how funny you are
[05:05][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] and if that work then you will just have to die
[05:05][Mams] itlol cutie i’ll help you
[05:05][B3yond] daddie is going too be alone suddenly
[05:05][azzwhole] cutiepie
[05:05][B3yond] daddie is going mental
[05:05][azzwhole] ill make a will that states in case of my sudden death
[05:05][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] lol
[05:05][azzwhole] my sperm will be sent to undisclosed location
[05:06][azzwhole] to impregnate certain women
[05:06][azzwhole] and carry my child
[05:06][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] it won’t matter you will be dead
[05:06][azzwhole] they will be instructed to shake them and dip them in cold water
[05:06][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] ha ha
[05:06][B3yond] dude then u did ur “best”
[05:06][B3yond] in 20 years see ya in talkshows about dad goin wild
[05:06][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] i will just have to make sure nobody knows you are dead then
[05:07][azzwhole] cutiepie face it
[05:07][B3yond] the last thing i need now is a kid
[05:07][azzwhole] if i ever want to shake a baby
[05:07][azzwhole] ill shake a baby
[05:07][azzwhole] and u cant do anything about it
[05:07][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] between me and mams we can pull it off
[05:07][azzwhole] i cant wait to get someone pregnant now to get to the babyshaking part asap
[05:07][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] asshole I already have
[05:08][azzwhole] oh?
[05:08][Vamp2005] Cutiepie, you & Mams can make a good team
[05:08][azzwhole] have you informed the proper authorities
[05:08][azzwhole] of my strong will to practice correct parenting
* B3yond np quantec–leap_in_the_dark-(statik032-)
[05:09][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] lol
[05:09][azzwhole] oh yeah
[05:09][azzwhole] great team
[05:09][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] thanks vamp
[05:09][Vamp2005] w
[05:10][azzwhole] have any of you guys ever masturbated in the woods and were caught by a deer?
[05:10][Vamp2005] you 2 seem be close
[05:10][Mams] azzwhole look in my infopic
[05:10][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] we have become friends vamp
[05:10][azzwhole] Mams what is it
[05:11][B3yond] pfff ok , bye bye , not diggin this way convo is goin , be happy and safe yall
[05:11][B3yond] o/
[05:11][azzwhole] lol
[05:11][Mams] those are the youngest 2 of my granddaughters
[05:11][B3yond] bye deerhunter
[05:11][azzwhole] omg
[05:11][azzwhole] is that you?
[05:12][Mams] thats how tiny they where when they where born
[05:12][azzwhole] ok…. you want me to see this why
[05:12][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] bye beyond
[05:12][Mams] so you will never have this for your own
[05:12][azzwhole] oh?
[05:12][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] but I am not getting angry
[05:13][azzwhole] i probably wont
[05:13][Mams] we will get you sterrlilazed
[05:13][azzwhole] i doubt they’ll figure out how to get guys pregnant
[05:13][Mams] 2stones and done
[05:13][azzwhole] why are you trying to sterilize me
[05:13][azzwhole] leave my balls alone
[05:14][azzwhole] listen lady
[05:14][azzwhole] lucky for you im not planning to have kids
[05:14][Mams] guys cant get pregnant
[05:14][Mams] upi listen kid
[05:14][azzwhole] im probably going to adopt if anything, cause this world is full of fucking people as it is
[05:14][Mams] you*
[05:14][Mams] we will prevent you from adopting too
[05:15][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] listen azzhole you willl never have a baby to abuse like that
[05:15][Mams] thats what we are prevenring
[05:15][Mams] preventing*
[05:16][azzwhole] ok
[05:16][azzwhole] sounds good
[05:16][Mams] change your attitude
[05:16][azzwhole] if i ever get someone pregnant ill just have to abandon my child so i dont get tempted to abuse it
[05:16][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] lol
[05:17][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] no you can support it
[05:17][Mams] and later on the kid will search for his father and find out it is a monster and not a real daddy
[05:17][azzwhole] yeah
[05:17][azzwhole] you’ll see me on maury
[05:17][Mams] poor poor kid
[05:17][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] poor kid
[05:18][azzwhole] poor unborn child of mine
[05:18][azzwhole] he is not even born yet
[05:18][Mams] don’t come near children
[05:18][azzwhole] but the stars are aligned not in his favor
[05:18][Mams] or get a women pregnant
[05:18][azzwhole] ok lady one more time… dont tell me wat to do
[05:18][azzwhole] i was an easter bunny on easter
[05:18][azzwhole] ok
[05:18][Mams] i’m telling you
[05:18][azzwhole] im great with kids
[05:18][azzwhole] they all love me and wanted hugs with me
[05:19][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] azzwhole then don’t make jokes that are not funny 
[05:19][azzwhole] i coudlnt shake them though… too many people around
[05:19][azzwhole] thats all i have though
[05:19][azzwhole] dumb jokes
[05:19][Mams] yep
[05:20][Mams] but it all can helped with 2 stones cutie
[05:20][Mams] and i would ne glad to do it
[05:20][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] well next time don’t take it so far
[05:20][Mams] be*
[05:20][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] loll
[05:20][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] I gave you many outs but you never took them
[05:21][siberian husky] http://tinychat.com/bractunistan
[05:21][azzwhole] i do what i want
[05:21][Mams] sure so will i
[05:21][azzwhole] look
[05:21][azzwhole] its the internet
[05:21][azzwhole] u cant threaten me
[05:21][Mams] i’m looking
[05:21][azzwhole] im not sure you understand how it work
[05:21][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] we can
[05:21][Mams] don’t i?
[05:21][azzwhole] yeah
[05:22][azzwhole] its the internet
[05:22][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] I can threaten anyone on here
[05:22][azzwhole] therefore
[05:22][azzwhole] i say what i want
[05:22][Mams] so can i
[05:22][azzwhole] you too
[05:22][azzwhole] yeah
[05:22][azzwhole] but im saying
[05:22][azzwhole] it sounds silly
[05:22][azzwhole] u gonna crush my balls
[05:22][Mams] you can say a lot
[05:22][azzwhole] you’re from netherlands
[05:22][Mams] i’ll find my way
[05:22][azzwhole] ill probably find my way to netherlands before you find your way to me
[05:22][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] I am from the states
[05:23][azzwhole] ill be stoned as shit and look you up
[05:23][Mams] so what?
[05:23][azzwhole] and show up at your door with my balls hanging out
[05:23][Mams] i blew you from the stairs of the airport
[05:23][azzwhole] oh my god
[05:23][azzwhole] that is gross
[05:23][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] lol
[05:23][azzwhole] you’re gonna blow me?
[05:24][Mams] hahaha not in that way
[05:24][Mams] kissy
[05:24][Mams] kiddy
[05:24][azzwhole] yeah
[05:24][azzwhole] you’re gonna blow me in a kissy way
[05:24][azzwhole] i like more sucking but thats ok i guess ill take it
[05:25][Mams] i will have my bomb
[05:25][azzwhole] oh im sure u will
[05:25][azzwhole] you bomb you
[05:25][Mams] i’ll bomb you from the stairs of the airport
[05:26][azzwhole] im not sure what that means but im interested
[05:26][Mams] aask my daughter ghow dangerous i am
* Cutiepie in a Mindwarp – Deana Carter – Strawberry Wine
* Mams np hello city – barenaked ladies
[05:28][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] this song reminds of losing your innocence
[05:28][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] I still want mine back
[05:29][Mams] you cant cutie
[05:29][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] I know
[05:29][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] but does not stop the want
[05:29][azzwhole] i heard there are hymen restoration surgeries
[05:29][Mams] i know
[05:29][azzwhole] you can make yourself a virgin again
[05:30][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] not that kind of innoncence azzwhole
[05:30][Mams] but not in your mind
[05:30][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] the kind where everyone could be trusted everyone was your friend
[05:31][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] nobody would ever hurt you innocence
[05:31][Mams] that was a very long time agp
[05:31][Mams] ago*
[05:31][Cutiepie in a Mindwarp] I was 8 when I lost that
[05:31][Mams] i was 11
[05:32][Vamp2005] 8 & 11 as in virginity
[05:32][azzwhole] good going
[05:32][azzwhole] started early, huh girls
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