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so after being killed and captured a total of 47 times in the span of 12 hours because every armchair politico and journalism school failure wanted to be first to break the news, which only ended up causing a massive pandemic of false alarms, there is finally some certainty that the old colonel is no [...]

i have a good amount of downtime here at work. especially in the last stretch of the afternoon. i can usually get almost all my assigned tasks down a little bit after lunch. my supervisor is an awesomely lazy guy who knows that giving me more work is more work for him, so i’m given [...]

i think i have always been a little bit in love with her. i should have told her that. i should have told her a lot of things, but i think this was the one thing that could have changed how things worked out between us. i remember feeling that eventually there would be this [...]

with the debt limit finally going to the vote, i can’t think of any significant piece of legislation that has passed in the last three years that obama can call his own. i’ve had this creeping feeling that he has drank so heavily from his cup of “reaching across the aisle”, that he’s willing to [...]

“the man who speaks in quotations has nothing of his own to say”

wish i could remember who said that.

she asked for an explanation. it was the hardest i had to think for a long time. she made it worse by sitting there, being patient. of all the things should could have done — screamed, cried, throw a punch — she did her worst with a slow, measured, muted question. ‘why?’ a long time [...]

i’m not sure what compelled me to call her. i had been thinking about her for days now. something about the combination of stifling boredom i feel when i’m not given enough work to do on hot summer days with too many hours, surrounded by the bustle of people i should know but don’t, told [...]

i wish it was okay/easy to fuck bears
they are just so great
bola] HEY
bola] BUH
bola] BEARFUCKER
bola] DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE

A carefully constructed timeline of chaos and anachronistic decay, a combination together that make the present feel like yesterday; these minutes instead became hours spun back in retrograde. We scream danger and use our hands to hide our face but we dare not turn away because we’re so afraid but equally addicted to this dreadful [...]

back to school, and hopefully work again in a couple of weeks. i’m hoping that weaseling my way through things will actually work this time. usually it doesn’t of course; of that fact i am perfectly aware. somehow, lying to myself is still bringing my mood up. just the prospect of *maybe* having some income [...]

I think.
This is cute

You should see it one day
Well .

SO Rhiannon I love how I’m baby sitting your chair

It’ll have much fun here